the brain farts

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  Why is good customer service such a hard nut to crack?
  “Your call is important to us…” How many times have you been on hold and heard this message? And how many times have you screamed, “Well, if it’s that important to you, f*cking answer it then!” Then the music starts. Dear God, the music! It’s either so crackly that it… read more
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  The Power of Humour in Branding: How Laughter Can Take Your Brand To The Next Level
  Want your business to stand out from the crowd? Well, I’ve got news for you. Reading 1950’s Marketing Techniques for Dummies won’t cut the mustard anymore. But you know what might? Having a personality. There are very few subjects that can’t be made funny. Even death isn’t immune from a… read more
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  University Life: A rant
  On the 18th of July, after 7 long years, I passed my English Literature and Creative Writing degree. I’m the first Clarke in over four generations to have letters after their name. And I did it through a global pandemic, the loss of a parent, and the serious illness of… read more