Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy


The Comma Chameleon (“me”, “I”, or “my”) refers to the owner (Steven Clarke) of the website, whose registered address is 83 Guest Street, Leigh, Greater Manchester, WN7 2HW. This page informs you of my policies regarding the collection, use, and disclosure of Personal Information when you use my Service. I will not use or share your information with anyone except as described in this Privacy Policy. I use your Personal Information to provide and improve the Service. By using the Service, you agree to the collection and use of information in accordance with this policy. Unless otherwise defined in this Privacy Policy, terms used in this Privacy Policy have the same meanings as in our Terms and Conditions, accessible here.

Basically, you’re happy to agree to all of the below to read my shit. Thanks!


If you use my Service, I may ask you to provide me with certain personally identifiable information that can be used to contact or identify you. Personally identifiable information (“Personal Information”) may include, but is not limited to:


Email address

Telephone number


Log Data

I will NOT require your inside leg measurement, the name of your Auntie’s Cousin’s dog (twice removed), or details of that incident with a vacuum cleaner, a tube of industrial strength super glue, and a Womble. That information is sacrosanct. 


Mmmm, cookies good, but I’m referring to the non-yummy digital kind. I use Plausible Analytics to track the usage of my website. This is done without collecting any personal data or personally identifiable information (PII), without using cookies, and while respecting the privacy of the website visitors. I do not track people across their devices or across websites and apps that they visit. All the data is isolated to a single day, website, and device only. There is no way to know whether the same person visits a site from more than one device or visits another website. You can read more about Plausible here.


The security of your Personal Information is as important to me as spray tan and hairspray are to Donald Trump, but remember that no method of transmission over the Internet, or method of electronic storage, is 100% secure. While I strive to use commercially acceptable means to protect your Personal Information, I cannot guarantee its absolute security.


My Service may contain links to other sites that are not operated by me. If you click on a third-party link, you will be directed to that third-party site, so I strongly advise you to review the Privacy Policy of every site you visit.

I have no control over – and assume no responsibility for – the content, privacy policies, or practises of any third-party sites or services, so put a virtual condom on it and practice safe browsing, kids. 


I will disclose your Personal Information where required to do so by law.

Cos…it’s the law? And I don’t want to end up in Wormwood Scrubs, sharing a cell with a man who thinks that the Chinese government is listening to our conversations via the water supply. 


I may update my Privacy Policy from time to time. If I do, I’ll notify you of any changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page. 

I would let you know personally, but I’m a busy chap, so I put my trust in you, good reader, to review this Privacy Policy periodically for any changes. Changes to this Privacy Policy are effective when posted on this page.


If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please feel free to contact me. Can’t imagine it’ll be a riveting conversation, but the offer’s there all the same.

Last updated: 29th November 2023