Copy and content that’s chock full of colour
I’m Ste Clarke, The Comma Chameleon, a freelance copywriter near Manchester. My cost-effective ‘anything you need’ copywriting packages for overworked SMEs, marketing, and branding teams can reduce stress, give you back precious time to grow your business, and drastically lower your wage bill.
Like all good chameleons, I’m adaptable to my environment, so I can write blogs, articles and interviews, website copy, press releases, and case studies that seamlessly blend in with your existing tone of voice, or I can give you an exciting new one.
Intrigued? You ruddy well should be! Hit the button below to see my words in action.
What copywriting problem can I solve for you?
blogs
Blogs generate leads, increase conversions, and blow your brand exposure into the stratosphere. Once I get my mitts on it, your blog content will be slicker than a greased eel.
CV rewrite
Life’s too damn short to stay in a job you hate. Let me work my magic on your CV, and you’ll soon be handing in your notice to go and work somewhere that lights you up inside.
Linkedin Optimisation
Combine a LinkedIn profile rewrite with LI posts chock full of PERSONALITY (personal OR business) and you’ve got a surefire way of building a valuable customer and client base.
Articles & Interviews
Long-form copywriting that captivates your audience and leaves them wanting more. Whether you need me to conduct an interview for a website or a publication, I’m your guy.
website copy
Your website copy and content doesn’t have to be drier than cinnamon-flavoured cardboard. Use fun and flair to sell your products and services, and your brand’s reach will E-X-P-L-O-D-E.
website copy audit
If Britpop was en vogue the last time you checked your website copy, then it’s probably time for a refresh. Let me give it the once over to bring it kicking and screaming into the 21st century.
Let’s find your voice
You don’t need to spend hours chained to a desk stressing about your copy and content.
That’s my job!
I’ll take all that pesky writing off your To-do list, freeing you up to do things you enjoy more.
Like defrosting the freezer.
quit the shit
Listen, friends; by having stale, unimaginative copy and content that blends into the background on your social media, website, and marketing material, you’re alienating people from buying your products and services AND cheating yourself out of a big chunk of money too.
Seriously, you might as well just set up a direct debit and pay your competitors’ bills for them.
The solution?
Come and see me! We’ll chase away the grey and replace it with words so colourful, vibrant, and full of personality that they’ll leave your brand looking like the written equivalent of Handsome Squidward.
The Chronicle Chameleon
- Why is good customer service such a hard nut to crack?
“Your call is important to us…” How many times have you been on hold and heard this message? And how many times have you screamed, “Well, if it’s that important to you, f*cking answer it then!” Then the music starts. Dear God, the music! It’s either so crackly that it… read more - The Power of Humour in Branding: How Laughter Can Take Your Brand To The Next Level
Want your business to stand out from the crowd? Well, I’ve got news for you. Reading 1950’s Marketing Techniques for Dummies won’t cut the mustard anymore. But you know what might? Having a personality. There are very few subjects that can’t be made funny. Even death isn’t immune from a… read more - University Life: A rant
On the 18th of July, after 7 long years, I passed my English Literature and Creative Writing degree. I’m the first Clarke in over four generations to have letters after their name. And I did it through a global pandemic, the loss of a parent, and the serious illness of… read more
